With the weather outlook set fair for the Easter weekend and the wet flinty horror of winter behind us, it’s time to cast off those heavy winter training tyres and pop something a bit more racy onto those carbon rims to caress the warm spring tarmac.
It’s times like this that the club recommends a big spoonful of Dr Ravetto de Paragoni’s vitamin sea tonic. Proven to cure all cycling maladies and restore that strong Paragoni moral fortitude. External use only.
Here’s the only prescription you need…